get cocky.

BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

annatanassova:

01. What’s your name?

Dean and Geoff

02. Where are you from?

We are both from Ann Arbor.

03. How old are you?

Dean is 17 and Geoff is 18

04. Where are you in terms of an education?

05. Do you give three fucks about four fucks about an education?

This is a poor question.

06. Do you think about things other than sticking your dick into various crevices?

We do not.

07. Do you describe your taste in film by means of titles, genres, or directors?

Both of us say genres.

08. Do you tend to be more into upping da punx or being an indie rocker?

Dean is more about rocking it indie-style, where as Geoff is a hardcore punk rocker.

09. Dead girls never say no, neither do I, do you?

Dean has his times where he isn’t in the mood. Though Geoff is always down for a good fuck.

10. Do you consider rattails to be a turn-off?

Dean says no, but Geoff says yes.

11. Would you put up with numerous Jesus put-downs every day?

No.

12. Are you a Pabst guy or a root beer guy?

PBR brah, we’re both hooked. ;)

13. Do you do anything musical?

Dean does not, but Geoff participates in Broadway productions.

14. What is your preferred type of porn?

Gay porn makes more money, gay all the way.

15. Do you mind that I look like a 12 year old boy most of the time?

Certainly not, we both love young boys. :)

16. Can you believe you’re filling out a boyfriend application right now?

Geoff fills out boyfriend applications all the time.

17. What is the best show you’ve ever been to?

Salt the Wound, Godsmack, Dashboard Confessional, Relient K… it’s a tiee!

18. Do you floss?

Dean does, but Geoff doesn’t.

19. Do you think there is any realistic possibility of us actually dating?

Yes, but let it be known that if you date one of us then you date both of us. No exceptions.

20. Do you have any pets?

Dean has a parakeet, and everyone knows Geoff’s dogs.

formspring: round 2

Yo you got some dix?

dix as in ten? if you’re saying dix as in dicks, then yes, I’ve got some dicks.

Your formspring says “anything goes y’all” does that mean that you’re gay because “anything goes” for you?

good observation, but my sexuality has not taken any turns.

Who are you?

this is a really great question, and the type of question I’d get asked in my philosophy class, but I don’t really want to get all deep right now on tumblr ;p so I’ll just say I’m dean parrish boy.

damn boi you are so fyneeeee, i wantchu all to myneeeee

that’s really great.

hey man are you gay? you keep lookin at me all funny and shit.

nope, still heterosexy.

Why does everyone think you’re gay? O.o

I’m friends with a bunch of assholes.

Know any jokes?

Q: why don’t vampires like biting clowns?

A: because they taste funny! :)

would you ever date me again? lolllllll

haha uhhhh this question is dependent on who it’s coming from.. but just to give you a real answer I’ll say prolly not.

I LOVE YOU

ha love u2

So I herd u liek mudkipz

ya u herd rite.

are you excited for the spinach pie i’m going to bring you?!

I very much am! though it’s going to be quite the drive. I won’t hate you if you don’t bring it. ;p

formspring answers!

fuk

thanks nadeem.

u a real monkey.

what can I say? I’m just a fun-loving guy.

what happened with your girlfriend?

well I’m not sure who you’re talking about but I’m going to assume the relationship that ended shortly after the 2009 new year. well we broke up because the distance made things difficult and I don’t believe we were suited for each other.

I know we haven’t hung out much at all, but you’re one of the best people I’ve met in a long, long time, you’re funny and smart and overall wonderful.

that’s the nicest thing anyone has ever told me! whoever this is, I’m sure I can say the same for you. :)

Ur wheelie hawt

o rly.

yo im tryna find out if you like guys or not and i just cant tell. wut us ay?

aw naw.

whay?

thanks jud.

are you a virgin?

I most certainly am not. :p

Dean is cutee :)

ya rly.

Why are you such a fucking bitch

hey geoff, cool your jets.

hey dude i don’t think we know each other personally, but are you gay? it’s okay if you are i was just wonderin’. thanks!

yeah i love hot cocks in my face. lol jk I’m straight as a nail.

Are you gay? A lot of people have told me that… and I guess I can kind of see it, but I’ve never known for sure. If you are, does your girlfriend know?

yeah she knows… that I’m not gay! haha lol!

what the heck is this ?

this is my formspring, “a smart way to manage and collect data”. I’m just having people ask me or tell me anything they want and I’ll answer their questions/statements with my honesty. ;}

i know what you’re doing

o.o

how much do your balls weigh?

my right is 8 grams, my left is trailing behind at 7.3g

What is the biggest planet in our universe? (hint: check my myspace page)

the sun..? I was never good with astrology.

Yo Dean, you gay?

ya brah. nah jk brah.

When were you at your happiest

I’d probably say right after I bought my bike from my friend zac. although it took me several weeks to pay it off.. I think that once I got my bike I really started spending more time outside, which was really good for me. So I want to say spring ‘09, I was the closest with all of my friends and was in the process of making new ones. everything was going really well for me, school included. from that time until the end of the first month of summer, I was having a spectacular time with my life. of course this summer was also great, especially towards the end. oh the times.

Bwaa bwa bwabwaaaaaaaaah

ugh.

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Bicycle riding has been a great American past time for well over a century. These days, bicycles have been finding popularity all over the world, and especially here in our home country. A typical bicyclist is a young male, over the age of 16 who is riding through an urban area on a nice summer evening.. without a helmet. This “typical” bicyclist is also the “typical” victim to get hit and killed by a motor vehicle when riding on a major road between intersections. Are you going to be the “typical” victim? How could you prevent this from happening when you’re on a ride? Strap on that helmet and you’ll have little to worry about. Injuries due to riding without a helmet have gone up 10% since 1991. Go on riding bicycles through your urban areas, on the seasonal summer evenings with friends or just on your own- [just please remember to throw on that helmet before you get buck wild on your bike.]